Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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