Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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