A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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