please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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