dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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