Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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