He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she smelled like a LAN party
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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