I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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