I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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