Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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