My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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