and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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