So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
