Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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