Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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