Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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