it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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