I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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