It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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