Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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