I think I am morally bankrupt
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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