i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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