hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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