ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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