we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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