If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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