Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
