Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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