we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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