Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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