here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Pants are for mortals
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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