We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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