How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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