dude i'm inner monologue high
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We had to coat check the pizza.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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