some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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