I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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