All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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