i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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