There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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