Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Farmville is her only friend.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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