Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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