This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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