She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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