Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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