So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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