I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
