Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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