good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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