Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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