i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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